Ewwwww

The largest centipede I have ever seen just ran across my living room floor. I wasn't wearing any shoes to step on it with, so I grabbed the first thing I could find to throw at it, which happened to be a box of tissues. Failure. Then I grabbed the next thing on the table, a newspaper - but it was only the first page. Strike two. Then I grabbed the giant yellow phone book, and smashed it like, 5 times. I was so grossed out I just left it there under the phone book (hopefully dead, I'm too freaked out to check), and now I feel like I have a thousand legged creatures crawling all over me. I think my life just flashed before my eyes. I have to go vomit now.