Rachel: PJ and I just said your text outloud at the same time. Melissa says 'fuck off'
Hilary: Tell Melissa I am going to give her a dick-in-a-box for her wedding gift
Rachel: Melissa says she already has some anal beads with the face of jesus on each bead and a crucifix on the end to scratch your rectum on the way out.
Hilary: Sweet, that will match my menorah dildo.
Rachel: For all nine of your vaginas
Just one of the many, many reasons I miss my old job.
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