Wednesday, March 23, 2011

Bookie Wookie

Childrens books that were, sadly, never written, according to members of The Wedding Singer Cast (and thanks, largely in part, to Loaded Questions, the new best game ever)

- Why Your Teacher Should Be Black
- Hello Little Girl, Want Some Candy From My Car?
- Touching Teachers
- Sex, For First Graders
- Little Timmy Learns to Blow
- We Rub Our Pee-Pees Together
- Lick My Balls: The Untold Story of Lassie




Kim: Hilary, is this going to be a blog?
Hilary: Pft.  No.

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