Peep Show. Love me some non-Jew holidays.
Christina (via FB chat in the next room): Can I come to you and fake slap you so I can get five dollars from Matt? (who was FB chatting her on the couch next to her). Don't tell him.
Hilary: So what, you're asking to come in here, slap your hands together, and for me to scream 'WHAT THE FUCK, CHRISTINA?!'
Christina: Yeah.
Hilary: Okay. But you owe me ten dollars for this.
Christina: Deal. Wait no. You get nothing.
5 minutes later
Christina slaps hands together
Hilary: WHAT THE FUCK, CHRISTINA!?
Christina: Matt, give me five dollars.
Matt: ...but I don't have five dollars... wait, where did you slap her?
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