Steph: See that? His collar is popped. Preppy. Like you.
Hilary: I am not preppy.
Steph: You're a little preppy.
Hilary: How am I preppy?
Steph: You own polos. You dress well. You look down on people with unintentional non-designer holes in their jeans. And you're from Princeton.
Hilary: You are also from Princeton.
Steph: I am also a little preppy.
Hilary: Most of this is untrue.
Steph: I'm choosing to ignore that.
Hilary: Don't you have to be rich to be preppy?
Steph: It's a state of mind. You can take the girl out of Princeton, but you can't take the Princeton out of the girl.
Hilary: You're kind of a bitch.
Steph: Ding Ding! Preppy bitch! And a cultural snob with big boobs.
Hilary: What makes one a cultural snob?
Steph: I don't know, preppy bitch, shut up and listen to the hot gay men sing.
Hilary: ....my boobs are not that big.
2 comments:
This is super random because I just stumbled upon your blog but this is hilarious. It's like a Seinfeld episode!
Your boobs are kind of big!!
Love,
Kimmy <3
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