Thursday, September 4, 2008

Welcome, To My Home


My newest obsession:
Brenda Dickson.

Brenda Dickson is a former soap opera star who once played a featured villain on The Young and the Restless in what I believe was around the mid-1980's. Currently, however, she is known for her insanity and her divorce trial (where she was caught on tape giving a Nazi salute?), which resulted in her 3 or 4 day jail stint for refusing to vacate a condo she lost in the settlement. This lead to an amazing discovery: Brenda Dickson's 1987 videos "Welcome to My Home" - a pseudo-documentary in which the gorgeous Brenda literally takes us on a tour of her house (which, by the by, begins in her bathroom - clue of whats to come?). Within the first few moments, Brenda takes us into her Living Room, in which she remarks (all the while in a bright gold dress), "Why Hello! Welcome to my Living Room, only through the magic of Hollywood. Do you like this Gown? It's very dramatic.". Later, we are taken into her closet, introduced to her dog (who is apparently a very important part of her exercise routine), and later taken to her kitchen, where she introduces her cat, "Snow", and then exclaims how very hungry she is. While holding the cat. Yikes.

The best part - some genius with nothing better to do took this glorious footage, and dubbed over it. I highly suggest you stop whatever it is you are doing, and watch a video that will change your life:



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dO65OlAhEJg

1 comment:

Deven Green said...

Hey sweet girl - you are correct I am some genius
- enjoy all 5 videos :)

http://www.youtube.com/neveded

Deven Green
Creator/voice of the Welcome To My Home comedy parodies
www.DevenGreen.com